Another Sex Blog

I went shopping today for a webcam.

All I really knew was that I wanted a Logitech brand one, but other than that I was pretty clueless.

(For someone who’s fairly geeky when it comes to computers, I know almost nothing about hardware.)

So, looking bewildered, I’m sure, the salesman asked if he could help me. A college aged kid.

“Yeah, I want to buy a webcam, but I’m not sure what the differences are between them all. I know I want a Logitech, but that’s all I’m sure of.”

Salesman: “well, first, what do you want to use the webcam for?”

I look at him. Wait a beat. “The same thing *everyone* buys a webcam for. No matter what they *say* they’re buying it for.”

LOL. I crack me up.

So. Now I have a webcam. Whatever shall I do with it?

Here’s a special link for all you guys who have a thing for women’s derrières, The Quest for the Perfect Bottom.

From the site:

The purpose of this diary is to document my search for the perfect female bottom. An Arthurian quest, though perhaps, perhaps, less noble - that being a merely matter of opinion. In my view is seems valid to consider a person, or part of a person in this case, to have as much an aesthetic quality as that of traditional forms of art such as those by Canova.

In that vein this diary does not contain pornography, or explicit pictures but will discuss famous bottoms that you can all enjoy. You know how to Google them.

I have a fascination with what and who guys find sexy. For some reason, I seem to attract guys who like booty. (Yes, I’m trying to use as many words for bum as possible.) Which is fine. I mean, I’m flattered that guys seem to like my backside, though why I can’t find a guy with a breast and nipple fetish is beyond me. I can’t figure it out. Anyway, enjoy, boys!

I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy. Which I’ve never watched before tonight. My Tivo recorded it for me. Probably because I regularly watch House, M.D.

So, I hope I’m not spoiling this for anyone, but if you have what I think is the most recent episode taped and haven’t watched don’t read this.

The main character, Meredith, is unconscious. Possibly dying. (She’s the GREY in Grey’s Anatomy, so wtf? Right?) Anyway, the guy I think is her boyfriend is sobbing and looks so upset. So does this other guy who’s her friend and who I think has a crush on her.

And now I’m mopey because I’m jealous. I want to have someone who would cry if I were unconscious in the ER. Someone who also wanted to have sex with me. And all vice versa. It’s almost as though I want a boyfriend.

Ugh. But, I don’t! For lots of good reasons that would be worthy of another post.

Seriously, I actually AM aware that it’s hormones that make me wistful and mushy lonely feeling like that. Not logic. It’ll pass.

Hmmm… now Tivo is showing me a documentary about a murder that took place in Palo Alto, CA. Stanford. I’ll have to keep an eye out for a librarian position open at Stanford. All those yummy geeks!

I think I need to go find a chick flick movie or chick lit book to “cuddle up” with for the night…

Kilmer plans Genius return

I forgot to add Chris Knight to my list of fictional crushes!

I love him.

And Val Kilmer’s not too bad either. I saw him naked in an off-Broadyway play. ‘Tis Pity She’s A Whore. Along with Jeanne Tripplehorn.

Sex with Chris Knight would surely be an interesting experience…

Yeah, I like porn. I think I posted about that before, haven’t I? I just came across this site… uh, wait, no that is not a pun… anyway… Ex Girlfriend Pictures. L O V E! I T!

Ok, so yeah, it’s wrong to post naked pictures of an ex online. Though, a lot of them seem to NOT be revengefully motivated, too. What I really love is reading the comments. These are, for the most part, fairly average girls. They’re definitely girls you can imagine running into. They’re really amateurs. (Boy, am I gonna feel dumb if I find out the whole site is fake.) So, the guys’ comments that are mostly very positive about each girl…. well, as long as you consider a guy saying he’d love to fuck you as a compliment, and I DO… they’re just cool. And the occasional mean comment here and there only makes the nice ones seem more authentic.

I don’t want to end up just posting links to sites I like, but I’ve been surfing a bit and some of these sites are just too neato keen to not share! Enjoy!

I’m so proud of myself! The other day, for the first time ever, I came while masturbating by using my hands. I’d never done that before.

I’ve read about guys who say they’d like to see a woman masturbate and I always thought, “Boy, would they ever be disappointed watching me!”

I learned to masturbate when I was very young and have done it almost the same way every since. I lie in bed on my side with a pillow between my legs. I use one or both hands to pinch and play with my nipples. I rock my hips against the pillow. When I’m close to cumming, I use one hand to put pressure on the pillow so I can really grind hard against it. (All the while I have a running fantasy going on in my head, too. That’s just as essential as the physical stuff.)

Until I found out how fabulous the pillow was, I used to do the same thing, but by just squeezing my thighs together, rhythmically tightening my pubococcygeus muscles (aka Kegel muscles), and rocking my hips.

Now whenever I’m with a guy and really into things — really turned on — my hips rock. I can’t help it. They just do it all by themselves!

Anyway, I was reading this book that’s supposed to teach women to cum more easily and it has these “exercises” to do. And I though, oh what the hell, why not. And it worked! It took a LOT longer than usual, but it did work. I still had to play with my nipples and fantasize at the same time, but I don’t think that was against the “rules.” It felt different than my usual self-induced orgasms, too.

I do sometimes have trouble cumming when I’m *with* a guy. My mind gets distracted and I start worrying about it taking too long. And my mind has to be focused on what’s going on for it to happen, so being worried just makes my worries MORE likely to happen. Downward spiral from there.

I’m just amazed when I hear about women who don’t masturbate. Crazy.

Anyway, now I have to try the rest of the exercises, too!

So many thoughts on this topic…

I would never become interested in a guy *because* of a picture of his penis. I highly doubt there are any women who would. (Ok, there’s probably *some*, but there’s always an exception to any broad sweeping generalization!) I do like the chance to get a peek at a guy’s tummy though. I have a huge bias against guys who have a bigger tummy than I do. Yes, I’m extraordinarily influenced by “looks.” So sue me.

Anyway. I’m also not *opposed* to dick pics, though. And I think I’ve become more turned on by them the longer I’ve been on AdultFriendFinder and the more of them I’ve seen. A lot of them DO turn me on. I *really* love the idea that those organs have become engorged with the help of thoughts of me.

BUT. Yes, of course there’s a rant (sort of) in here somewhere. There are some photos on AFF that really make me wonder… let’s just say that some guys really shouldn’t be presenting their penis right away. They should let someone get to know them first. Find out about their *good* qualities. Just as there are few women who would have sex with a guy *because* of his penis, there are few who would NOT have sex with a guy because of it. But…

Ok, look. Some cocks are really really ugly. Unattractive. Weird looking. Or — dare I say it? — really REALLY small. And I have to wonder why these guys are *advertising* them! Ewwww.

OTOH, the first guy I ever met up with from AFF had the most gorgeous cock photo I’d ever seen. And it really was beautiful in real life, too. Not that he didn’t also have other great qualities. I’ll stick to my claim that great cock alone is not enough, but it sure caught my attention.

So, yes, I like cock shots. (Ahem, in more ways than one!) But, I need both a face pic and someeone who gives good email before I’ll consider … well, anything actually.

All this reminds me that I think it’s time for me to come up with some new pics for me, too. Another thing for me to add to my to do list.

From Wikipedia: Sleep sex or sexsomnia is a form of REM behavioural disorder (a parasomnia) that causes people to commit sexual acts while they are asleep.

Yup. I have an ex who did this ALL the time. It wasn’t like goodatpoetry2 describes. It would totally be like he was awake. Much more like you, kittenkisses24, describe. He’d be totally asleep, though, and unaware of what he was doing unless I woke him up — lots of shaking him and repeating his name. He’d kind of “come out of it.” And be surprised.

It’s kind of sad… I actually preferred his, uhm, style when he was asleep over when he was awake. He was a lot more enthusiastic. Like he just couldn’t help himself. Which, come to think of it, he couldn’t, I guess!

A good orgasm makes me sleepy. Not always, but often. I just want to roll over and go to sleep.

Last night I couldn’t fall asleep. Total insomnia. That happens to me sometimes — which is really weird because normally I can fall asleep anywhere and anytime. So, I usually have some generic over the counter sleeping pills around for those times, but I must have not replaced them when I used the last one last time. And I couldn’t find any Nyquill or similar stuff.

What is a sleepless girl to do?

Ok, so you kind of have a hint for that answer already considering this is a sex blog…

Masturbation. Nature’s sleeping aid.

Rub. Pinch. Grind. Cum. Zzzzzzzz….

Perfect.

Today I am 100000 years old. In binary.

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.

I will never get tired of that joke. It cracks me up!

So, 32.

I really don’t feel like a “woman in her 30s.” I’m definitely not that mature.

I got a new laptop! Yea!