I’m so predictable
Thursday, January 8th, 2009… to myself anyway. lol.
My libido is BACK! And with a vengeance. As I knew would happen, eventually.
Luckily, I also know that it will stay this way for a while. “Luckily” because I have friggin’ bronchitis and keep having horrible coughing fits. Not an attractive feature when fucking. (Though, I do imagine being inside me while I have a coughing fit might actually be pretty neat. I gots me some STRONG pubococcygeus muscles, aka kegel muscles.)
So frantic and frequent masturbation it will have to be for a little while. Come to think of it, that might not actually be too good either. I know I’m not supposed to over-exert myself when I have bronchitis — causes wheezing — and sometimes I do end up in a sweaty exhausted state, gasping for air, even when my lungs are functioning properly.
I just read recently two very funny online comics about masturbating (well, one’s about fantasizing, really):
http://www.akimbocomics.com/comics?storyLine=Eat_Shit_And_Die&page=75
and
Off to rummage for more online porn (hey, I’m picky!)…