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Really so odd?

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

How unusual IS it for a woman to really really really love sex? In all it’s raunchiest. In all it’s kinkiest. To love cock. To love being fucked.

To think about it at LEAST once every time seeing (literally) a new guy?

C’mon, I can’t really be that unusual, right?

I don’t understand my female friends who SAY that sex just isn’t that important to them. That they never get SO turned on that they just HAVE to masturbate or go insane.

I know there are other women like me out there. And likely on here. Why do we have to be such freaks?

(Btw, I feel complete sympathy for guys who *don’t* constantly think of sex… I’m guessing they feel similar to how I do in regards to this post.)

I love being a woman. I love dressing up and makeup and my breasts and multiple orgasms and lots and lots of things that come with being female. The pluses, to me, totally surpass the minuses (of which there are many!). But, sexually, I feel like I can relate more to how guys are. Or at least are stereotypically.

Dammit, I think I’m a guy man inside a woman’s body. Except for the boobs thing. I’m so glad I have mine.

I must be getting old… ah, youth!

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Recently I’ve been interested in men’s bodies.  I know… what?  Just recently?  Right?  Well, yeah.  LOOKING at them.  Really hot guys.  Chiseled.  Smooth.  Usually young.  I want one of those!

I want to feel those biceps.  With my hands.  And feel them around me.  Strong hands on me.  I want to put my mouth on hard thighs and a tight ass.  I want to plant myself on top of him with my hands flat on a perfect chest and feel the strong abs between my legs.

I just watched the new Harry Potter movie and was busy fantasizing about Hogwarts students!!!  That’s just wrong.

Obviously, I need to get laid.

Preferably by a hottie. ;-)

A Dare.

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

So yesterday, I found myself exceptionally horny. And I really wanted to do something slutty and trashy. So, I emailed my latest orgasm inducer and asked for a dare of some sort.

He gave me one and asked that I tell him about it afterwards. I did the dare and I wrote to him about it and he’s said it was ok to share. So, I will.

Well, things didn’t go exactly as I’m guessing you imagined them. I made a few changes to your dare, myself, but only in keeping with the spirit of things. First, I didn’t take off my tights before I left my office. I did it in my car. It’s COLD out and my car is about a mile from my office!

Second, my getting turned on (and wet) depends much more on what’s going on in my head than touching does. I can become sopping wet just sitting still and having raunchy thoughts a lot faster than I can being fingered, fucked, licked, etc. if my mind is elsewhere. Oh, with the exception of my nipples — I could be thinking about something *completely* non-sexual and still get turned on if my nipples are stimulated! So, I was wearing a cardigan sweater with a stretchy camisole underneath. I hiked my skirt up. But, I also pulled my tits out of my camisole. I was wearing my puffy red jacket, but unzipped. As I drove, if someone really looked, they’d be able to see my bare breasts. Or me tweaking my nipples at every stop. And other times, too.

By the time I got home (about a 30 min. ride), I probably could have just rubbed my pussy once or twice and I would have had a powerful orgasm. But, I got out of my car and went inside.

I put my purse and coat on the chair inside the door like I always do. Shoes off by the door, like always, also. I went into the bathroom, closed the door, and took off my sweater, camisole, and bra. Then I remembered that you wanted pictures! By that time, my clit was aching. As I walked, I could feel the slipperiness between my pussy lips. I dared not touch and check how wet my panties were… oh, since you’re probably curious, they were black bikini style satin, with multi-colored hearts on them. I didn’t touch because I wouldn’t be able to stop and not just cum right then and there. So, I kept pinching my nipples, almost absentmindedly. I went into my bedroom, right next to the bathroom. And, wtf… my bedroom is a MESS! There was NO way I was going to find my camera in there! It wasn’t in the first place I looked and I just didn’t have the patience to look all over. Sorry, no pictures.

I went back into the bathroom and got into the tub. I started to crouch, then realized I was still wearing my skirt. Doh! Stood up. Off came the skirt; I threw it on the floor. I leaned back in the tub, sitting with my knees up and spread apart. I slipped a hand, my left, into my panties and lightly fingered my clit. My right hand was still alternating between my nipples, pinching and pulling and raking my nails over them. Let me tell you… it took a lot of self-control to not use my palm, hard, against my entire cleft… pressing and rubbing myself to climax.

I stopped, pushed up onto my heels into a crouching position. Did you know that it’s difficult to start peeing when your cunt is engorged with blood (i.e. all aroused)??? I found that instead of concentrating on it, I had to completely relax and think of other things. Then at first, it came slowly. Then at, well, normal speed. I felt it, hot, running down my thigh. I have no idea if you’ve seen a woman urinate or not. I think most or at least many women have seen a man do it, but not necessarily the other way around. It’s different. It doesn’t necessarily run straight away from one’s body in a stream. Sometimes it creeps along your skin before flowing off. So, I got a bit messy. When I finished, I just sat back again and *finally* used my palm. But, now I couldn’t quite cum. Argh!

“Water sports” just doesn’t turn me on. It’s not repulsive or turn me OFF. It’s just… well, it’s just pee. It’s like if I sneezed during sex. Kind of inconsequential. Telling you about it is infinitely more exciting than the act itself.

I ran the water and rinsed myself off. Our shower has a hand shower to it, so I took that down and used it. I dried myself. I went into my bedroom, climbed into bed, naked, under my covers and got my pillow between my thighs. I closed my eyes and remembered driving home, with my breasts almost, but not quite, visible to all… I humped. And came. And then I fell asleep!!

The end.

Oral sex = turnon= problem

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

So, I think it’s pretty clear that I get really turned on sucking cock. And having my mouth filled with cum.

And therein lies the problem.

See, I give a guy a blowjob. I get REALLY turned on doing so. He cums.

He’s done. I’m turned on. Usually wanting to be fucked.

See the problem? I mean, it’s not like this is making my life miserable. I don’t spend hours worrying about it. It’s just kind of annoying at times.

I did give head once to a guy while I was lying on my back and he was kneeling over me, one leg on each side of me. Then, when finished, he kind of sat on my chest, below my breasts, and played with my nipples until I came. THAT was nice.

Ah… pleasant thought to send myself off to sleep with.

That time of the month and sex

Friday, June 9th, 2006

Warning: If the whole idea of menstruation grosses you out, go away. And don’t come back, either.

When it’s that time of the month, I get really horny.

Lots of guys don’t want to have sex with a woman who’s having her period.

Which kinda pisses me off, btw. Ok, if you really have a phobia of blood, then I can understand that. Otherwise, throw down a few towels. It’s wet and slippery and messy all other times, too. Just this time the stains would be more obvious. And harder to remove. Hence the towels.

Guys finding menstruation disgusting is a huge pet peeve of mine. Don’t you dare “ewwww gross!” my cunt when it’s behaving perfectly normally.

Honestly, I don’t like the mess either. I think somewhere I’ve mentioned this before, but I like to use the Instead cup. No mess. Clean sex is possible. However, it’s pretty obvious that there’s something foreign up in there.

Dammit. I want sex. But I’m afraid of a guy’s reaction if I tell them that I’m having my period. So, I just avoid the situation.

If anyone has any advice on how to better handle that situation, feel free to share.