I’m so predictable

… to myself anyway. lol.

My libido is BACK! And with a vengeance. As I knew would happen, eventually.

Luckily, I also know that it will stay this way for a while. “Luckily” because I have friggin’ bronchitis and keep having horrible coughing fits. Not an attractive feature when fucking. (Though, I do imagine being inside me while I have a coughing fit might actually be pretty neat. I gots me some STRONG pubococcygeus muscles, aka kegel muscles.)

So frantic and frequent masturbation it will have to be for a little while. Come to think of it, that might not actually be too good either. I know I’m not supposed to over-exert myself when I have bronchitis — causes wheezing — and sometimes I do end up in a sweaty exhausted state, gasping for air, even when my lungs are functioning properly.

I just read recently two very funny online comics about masturbating (well, one’s about fantasizing, really):

http://www.akimbocomics.com/comics?storyLine=Eat_Shit_And_Die&page=75

and

http://abstrusegoose.com/99

Off to rummage for more online porn (hey, I’m picky!)…

One Response to “I’m so predictable”

  1. . Says:

    I’ve always found that a nice big orgasm helps to clean out congestion.

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