Another Sex Blog

From Wikipedia: Sleep sex or sexsomnia is a form of REM behavioural disorder (a parasomnia) that causes people to commit sexual acts while they are asleep.

Yup. I have an ex who did this ALL the time. It wasn’t like goodatpoetry2 describes. It would totally be like he was awake. Much more like you, kittenkisses24, describe. He’d be totally asleep, though, and unaware of what he was doing unless I woke him up — lots of shaking him and repeating his name. He’d kind of “come out of it.” And be surprised.

It’s kind of sad… I actually preferred his, uhm, style when he was asleep over when he was awake. He was a lot more enthusiastic. Like he just couldn’t help himself. Which, come to think of it, he couldn’t, I guess!

A good orgasm makes me sleepy. Not always, but often. I just want to roll over and go to sleep.

Last night I couldn’t fall asleep. Total insomnia. That happens to me sometimes — which is really weird because normally I can fall asleep anywhere and anytime. So, I usually have some generic over the counter sleeping pills around for those times, but I must have not replaced them when I used the last one last time. And I couldn’t find any Nyquill or similar stuff.

What is a sleepless girl to do?

Ok, so you kind of have a hint for that answer already considering this is a sex blog…

Masturbation. Nature’s sleeping aid.

Rub. Pinch. Grind. Cum. Zzzzzzzz….

Perfect.

Today I am 100000 years old. In binary.

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.

I will never get tired of that joke. It cracks me up!

So, 32.

I really don’t feel like a “woman in her 30s.” I’m definitely not that mature.

I got a new laptop! Yea!