Profile-Blog switcheroo
I’ve changed my profile on Adultfriendfinder. My profile is now what I’d once posted earlier as a blog post with a couple of edits.
But, I grew attached to my old profile, so I’m putting it here as a post.
That’s all. Nothing too exciting.
Old Profile
Intellectual Academic who is somewhat shy at first fantasizes about being a slut.
If I believed in the concept of nymphomania, I’d say that I suffer from it. As it is, I’ll just say that I think about sex almost constantly.
I am *only* interested in email communication AT FIRST. No IM. No chat. No, “hi how are you let’s fuck.”
My Ideal Person:
I know it’s not fair. Women have a huge advantage over guys here, which means we can be picky. So I’m going to be just that.
I am submissive, so I’m looking for someone who’s dominant. I am not submissive to just anyone, though.
I’m kinky. At least I am compared to the majority of people. So, I’m looking for someone else who is kinky, too.
I’m picky about intelligence. Completely ungrammatical and misspelled emails are unlikely to get a response from me.
I’m picky about looks. I know that’s not fair. Lots of people don’t find me attractive either. I don’t think it’s personal. So send a photo (doesn’t have to be one in which you’d be recognizable/identifiable), please, if there’s not already one in your profile.
I’m a little bit picky about age, but if you “give good email” and are attractive (to me), and have compatible kinks, age is the least important factor.
The rest of my (long) profile I’ve kept the same because A) sometimes it gets the kind of response I like to get and 
I wrote it *while* I was very horny and so it’s authentic in its own way.
Someone who’s actually read my profile. Someone who can spell. Lack of those two qualities are “deal-breakers.”
Let me know what kind of fantasies you have. Don’t tell me what you think a woman wants to hear. Tell me what really turns you on.
A sample of what I’d like to tell you about:
I want to be one special guy’s slut who he shares with his buddies. That is a major fantasy of mine. Of course, since I’m still only dreaming of becoming a true slut, I’ll need your help in learning how to be one.
Pinch, tease and bite my nipples. I’ll tell you a secret. If a guy manages to get a hold of one of my nipples, teasing it, flicking it, squeezing it… my legs automatically open and my hips start rocking back and forth. It’s completely a reflex and I can’t stop it from happening.
I love sucking cock and think that the taste of cum is the best taste in the world. …. Even writing that down makes my mouth water (not to mention my dripping cunt.) Would you let me feast on your hard cock while on my knees? Your hands in my hair… calling me the slut that I am? Then letting me taste every last drop of your cum?
Write me if this gets your delicious cock hard…
I’m getting wet thinking about telling you the things that I want to do and the things I could never tell anyone I know in my “real” life that I’ve done…