Midlife crisis

I went on another “date” with the guy I mentioned in an earlier post.

The entire experience was me giving him a blowjob in the parking lot of a local mall. This particular mall used to be the “cool” place to go when I was in high school. Now it’s kind of run-down and a bit sleazy.

I certainly never gave anyone a blowjob in my teen years at that mall. (Or anywhere else, for that matter.)

But, I feel like a normal teenager. The group I hung out with in high school was (IS) a very well-behaved, honor-roll type group. I still find it a weird idea that lots of teenager drink, do drugs, smoke, have sex, etc. We didn’t do any of those things, nor did we know anyone who did. So, I’m doing that now. Well, not the drugs. And I just quit smoking a couple of months ago.

But, c’mon! A blowjob! In a car! In the mall parking lot!

This is too much fun.

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